15 online dating tips for women

Online Dating Rules for Women

1. Block somebody who annoys you instantly

2. Always let them come to you, don’t chase via email

3. Place the best looking photos up you can find

4. Don’t reply to instant messages with dirty sexual opening lines

5. Remain aloof and let yourself be chased

6. Always reply to emails at least 3 days after receipt

7. Always date safely and protect yourself at every turn

8. Seldom provide you true email or phone details to the man

9. Do not login for hours on end. Short, speedy visits are best

10. Make sure your login name is stunning and sexy as well as enigmatic

11. Seldom ever reply to emails at weekends, wait until a weekday

12. Do not assume the bloke you are talking to is destitute or sad

13. Seldom state how nice your sexual performance is in your profile, its sluty

14. If you don’t want to date married men spell it out in your profile

15. A man who doesn’t reply to your email within 4 days should be ignored