A Condom Trick

Posted on April 24th, 2007 in Routines by BeastieBoy

This is just a little way of demonstrating that you sleep with multiple women.

Whenever you go out have a condom or two in your wallet. Occasionally, she’ll end up holding my wallet for some reason (in which she’ll likely trifle through it) or I’ll have to get it out for another reason. If she goes through it, make sure the condoms are placed so she can easily see them. If you have to get it out for some reason, just open it wide enough so she can see them.

This hints that you’re sexually active, but keep reading there are two parts.

If you don’t get the lay the first night and need to set up a Day2, Day3, etc. you can do this. This time, take the condoms out or put different ones (noticeably different) in. Open your wallet again or let her handle it for a while. She’ll believe that you’ve had to use those condoms between your two meetings which shouldn’t be too long.

My wallet has a zipper in the back for random things that’s pretty well hidden. If you have one like this you can put the condoms in there that way you won’t have to keep taking them out and putting them somewhere else.

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