Cocky Funny

Posted on April 29th, 2007 in Routines by BeastieBoy

Many people are confused at the difference between a neg and cocky funny. So you know that a neg is used to make the girl self conscious and DLV her, but can also be used to flirt. C&F is strictly used to flirt, so when you use it she’ll always be smiling. They’re pretty damn close though. That being said you may find some of these in the neg stock too.

Read through and pick out some you like. Then test them in the field and those that work the best for you can be added to you repertoire. When you use these she should know you’re having fun and not trying to offend her.

Try to develop your ability to do C&F on the fly because a lot of it is situational and it makes for a bigger effect if you come up with something good in the moment.

“I like this top you’re wearing; it’s great what you can get down at the Salvation Army these days.â€
“Look at those heels… you’re a midget in disguise aren’t you?â€
“That shirt is cute; I bet they make it in your size.â€
“I felt that… you totally just grabbed my ass!â€
“Look at the size of that purse! What are you trying to steal?â€
“I love the way you dress! It’s almost like you don’t care what anyone else thinks.â€
“I’m surprised they let you out of the house with out a helmet.â€
“You look pretty good; I’d say you could be a plus size model”
“Would you quit checking me out?! I’m not some sex object you know!â€
“I love your fur coat, how many raccoons did you have to kill to make it?â€

Post a comment