This is a list of games you can play in the field. All of this stuff gets so much fun, I absolutely love it. Some of these you really have to get into and enthusiastic about or it’s just boring.

Kino Builders

1. Thumb Wrestling – Hopefully I don’t have to tell you what thumb wrestling is. When you play, make sure you win. If the girl is good at it beat her by cheating. Take your index finger and wrap it around her thumb and pull it down. Then put your thumb down over hers for however long, 3 seconds I think. It gets really fun when you cheat because then you can (playfully) argue about it the rest of the night.

2. Back Massage – This isn’t a game, but who doesn’t like a nice back massage? During your time with her, if she ever does anything at your expense, tell her she owes you now. Invariably she’ll ask what you want. You can either tell her you want a massage or you can make her guess (in which case it can get very sexual). If she sucks at massaging don’t be afraid to tell her. “Psh, you suck! Maybe if you’re lucky I’ll show you how this done sometime.” If you are gaming two girls (or more) play them off each other. Tell one girl she sucks and tell the other one to give it a go. Get them to compete for you, one girl on each shoulder. The possibilities are endless. And for God sake calibrate. If you’ve been talking to her for thirty seconds and your trying to get a back massage don’t expect it to go over well.

3. Pushing Her – I love pushing girls. I think it’s the easiest kino trick out there. She says something you don’t like push her and say “you little shit!” Always remember, playfully. If you’re walking side by side you can just slowly nudge her into random things. If you keep doing it, she’ll start pushing back. Keep the pushing to level surfaces, you don’t want to get sued because you accidentally pushed her down some stairs.

4. Taking Her Stuff – She’s got a cell phone, lipstick, gum? Pick one and take it. It’s keep away with two people, just like you played in elementary/primary school. If she’s shorter than you hold it above your head and watch her jump for it, you know whatever. I also like to go through whatever I’ve taken. If it’s a cell phone I’ll look through her phone book, unknown numbers become “stripper hotlines” if you get what I mean. Make fun of how few or how many friends she has. If she has a lot of friends you might try calling her a “social whore,” but I’ve lost a few that way. If you got her lipstick out you can make fun of how dull or flashy it is. As for gum, I take the whole pack, bust out two pieces, fake like I’m going to give her one and eat both. You can top it of with “Oh, did you want a piece?” if you want to. No matter what you take she will jump all over you trying to get it back.

5. Boxing/Wrestling – Go for wrestling or transition from boxing to wrestling if you can. Light boxing is fine but wrestling gets very sexual, very easy. Pick her up and throw her on the bed or couch.

6. Pillow Fights – Just smack her with a pillow. Use a soft one though; obviously you don’t want to hit her with one of those couch decoration pillows. Some of them are like rocks. Smack her around with the pillow for a bit and stop when she’s all riled up.

7. Palmistry – For some reason girls can not seem to resist anything that deals with magic and destiny. I personally don’t use palmistry, just because I don’t like it, it’s personal bias really. For those that do use it I hear it’s fairly successful. Get a basic knowledge of the palm (love line, money line, etc.) and when you’re talking to a girl, just take it where you want to go. Chances are she has no clue when it comes to palmistry so anything you say is true. “Your love line seems to be a little faded. Have you had a tough break-up or a particularly bad relationship in the past?” Every relationship that has ended has been a bad one or else it would’ve never ended. So it’s extremely likely she’ll say yes. And suddenly… you just read her past! Gasp!

8. Slapping Game – I can’t remember what this game is called, it might not even have a name. Anyway, one person holds their hands out (palms facing upward). The other person put their hands on top (palms facing downward). The object is for the person on bottom (the palms up person) to slap the tops of the other persons hands. The person on top is supposed to pull away with out getting hit. Try to fake them out with little twitches of the hand. Always start on the bottom because that’s the winning position and if you’re any good you should be able to stay there. You want to be the slapper not the slapee, but if she does become the slapper it’s not a big deal.

More Games

9. Cell Phone – I talked about the cell phone up above, I’m going to elaborate a bit more and tell you a game I like to play. First, I will take her cell phone and tease her about whatever.

“Look how bulky this thing is! How do you fit it in your purse?”

“You chose pink for your cell phone color!? That’s it we’re broken up!” and when she says protests just say “No! You just want me back for the make-up sex!”

If she has any unknown numbers in her call history, ask her why she’s been calling those phone sex hotlines.

My favorite thing to do though, by far, is to call up one of her (female) friends. Ask the girl you’re with who would pick up the phone if you called. If she won’t tell you just take a guess and call different numbers until someone answers. When the girl picks up you say

You: “Is this, [girl’s name]?”
PhoneGirl: “Yes”
You: “You know [target’s name] right?”
PhoneGirl: “Yeah, what’s this about?”

Keep eye contact with your girl the whole time. And it doesn’t matter if any of the following is true.

You: “Well listen, I’ve got this problem. You see [target’s name] keeps checking me out. She’s just being relentless. I can tell she’s imagining me naked right now! I’m afraid she may try to rape or molest me when no one’s looking. What should I do!?”

The girl on the phone may not know what to think or she might answer right away. Just keep asking her for her advice until she tells you. It doesn’t matter what the girl on the phone says. What you do from here is your choice. As soon as she’s done talking, I’ll say “ok” and go for the kiss. I like this because even if she’s not just yet ready to be kissed her friend is (supposedly) to blame. After I’ve done that I’ll say

You: “I don’t think it worked. She’s just getting more turned on!

And then like you’ve had a sudden revelation.

You: “Wait a minute! You were never on my side at all! This is just some elaborate scheme to get me in the sack, isn’t it! You guys are trying to set up a threesome! I knew it!

Don’t let either girl respond

You: “You’re no help at all!”

Then hang up the phone. I turn it off, so no one can call back. If your girl tries to turn it back on you say

You: “No one in that bulky phone of yours could possibly be more interesting than me. I turned it off for a reason.”

You now have an excuse to make every little thing she does into an attempt to have sex with you. The only time this has ever failed was when I called up this girl’s friend, I gave my “she sees me as a sex object” speech, and the friend said, “Well she shouldn’t be checking you out, she has a boyfriend.” So it does have the potential to backfire horribly.

10. Marry, Fuck, Kill - They play this on the radio quite a bit. Point out three people in the room and chose which you would marry, fuck, and kill. Then make her chose. Make fun of her choices. Simple as that.

11. Tic-Tac-Toe - Learn the trick that gives you a huge advantage. I can’t quite remember it but I’m sure it’s on the internet somewhere. You’re pretty much guaranteed a win if you use it. You should win most, if not all the time, and then you can proceed to call yourself “The Champion” for however long you like. You may decide only to respond to her when she addresses you as “The Champion.”

12. Hangman - Pretty much the same as Tic-Tac-Toe. Declare yourself the winner and proclaim that you are the king of hangman.

13. Magic - I know some people believe magic is uncool, but you’re kidding yourself. Just like palmistry, magic fascinates women, but also most men. If you’re good at it, do it. Personally I know a few tricks, but I’m not a magician so I rarely use them.

I’m sure I’m forgetting tons of things please leave a comment if you think there’s something I should add in.